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Little Lady
To close out 2023 in a memorable fashion, our HVAC stopped working. No heat. No AC. Just an error code on our thermostat. The repair guy...
Maggie
Dec 30, 20233 min read


Make it Weird
There are very few things that give me faith in humanity. One of those is watching people run a marathon. This is because there are...
Maggie
Dec 24, 20233 min read


Weapon of Mass Destruction
Do you remember when George Bush pontificated about Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD) being stockpiled in Iraq? It turned out, this was...
Maggie
Nov 26, 20232 min read


Bra-less Thanksgiving
“Are you fucking kidding me?” This is what I asked the puppy this morning. He was not kidding me, fucking or otherwise. I thought I...
Maggie
Nov 24, 20232 min read


Thanksgiving Eve
Well. Here we are. Thanksgiving eve. Every year at this time I say that it cannot possibly be this time of year. And here we are, again,...
Maggie
Nov 22, 20236 min read


Second Location
I have an annual cry-fest. Normal people, I’m coming to realize, have a good cry more routinely. Maybe a few minutes and then, they feel...
Maggie
Oct 18, 20233 min read


The Case of the VERY Dead Christmas Tree
It finally stopped raining and we’re left with a cool, waterlogged day. The ground is like an over saturated sponge. I’d schlepped an...
Maggie
Oct 15, 20232 min read


Mining My Shit for Gold
Yesterday, while we were at a brewpub, Andrea caught sight of herself in the bathroom mirror where her gray hair, winking at her from...
Maggie
Sep 24, 20232 min read


Mary Lou & Ranger
Lately, I’m particularly interested in old photographs. These tend to turn up for sale online or at antique shops. Recently, I purchased...
Maggie
Sep 3, 20233 min read


Satan’s Breath
This week was the first week in many where when you opened the door to your air conditioned home, the outside air that greeted you was...
Maggie
Sep 2, 20232 min read


Have a Blessed Day
Sometimes, we Smiths (as in Andrea and me) get a little morose. I don’t think we’re depressed - maybe just overly realistic and too in...
Maggie
Aug 20, 20233 min read


I Carry Your Heart
Lately, the poem I Carry Your Heart with Me by E. E. Cummings is bouncing around in my head. It’s a love poem, but I have been thinking...
Maggie
Aug 13, 20232 min read


Order from Disorder
I saw a meme this week that said something like, “is it anxiety or intuition?” This week, it may have been a combo of both. This happens...
Maggie
Aug 12, 20232 min read
Slipping in Shit
I began yesterday slipping in soggy dog shit. In an effort not to fall backwards, I began falling forward and grabbed the branch of a...
Maggie
Aug 7, 20232 min read


I’m Resilient. Right?
This week was one the left me questioning my abilities and resilience. It had me admiring others who I’ve seen lead with resilience. What...
Maggie
Aug 4, 20232 min read


Are You My Friend?
The book, Are You My Mother? is a children’s book that was published in 1960. It’s a story about a hatchling bird whose mother, thinking...
Maggie
Jul 17, 20234 min read


Independence Day
Andrea and I rolled out of Illinois this morning. We had originally booked the Airbnb rental through tomorrow but had decided to head...
Maggie
Jul 4, 20233 min read

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