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Today the mobile vet made a return visit to our home. They were due to come at 1030 AM so I set an alarm on my phone so I could whisk the...
Maggie
Oct 14, 20194 min read
So. How was your Sunday?
Over this three-day weekend, I'd realized the oil in my car was due for a change and had a coupon burning a hole in my inbox. A...
Maggie
Oct 13, 20193 min read
Lesbi-Man Flu
When I returned home from work on Monday, I was greeted by a strange, chemical smell. Full disclosure: The Smith residence has a...
Maggie
Oct 11, 20194 min read


Why Would Anyone Live There?
My mom has biases about living in most states. She’s cool with Illinois, so long as one can hop on a train and be whisked into the city...
Maggie
Oct 8, 20192 min read
Figureoutable
I’ve been quiet here - always a signal to my mom that something is going on with me. Only, I just spent time with her which means she is...
Maggie
Sep 27, 20192 min read
Time Study
I have a confession to make...I’m fairly certain we haven’t folded laundry at home for months. Definitely not since the pool has been...
Maggie
Sep 18, 20193 min read


Cut the Baby in Half
I’m traveling to Illinois later this week to see my mom. Time has slipped through my hands, adding up to quite a while since I’ve last...
Maggie
Sep 15, 20194 min read
Pets are Dicks
After I wrote my post on Saturday, I learned that September is National Recovery month - which is designed to raise awareness and...
Maggie
Sep 9, 20192 min read


Drunk Dream
I woke up from a hard sleep this morning – I’d been submerged in deep dreams and it was hard to shake off sleep and slide out of the warm...
Maggie
Sep 7, 20193 min read
Soul Reset
Sunday was the kind of day that resets your soul. I’ve been trying to dial into this for a while, but it’s been elusive. Andrea and I...
Maggie
Sep 3, 20193 min read


Matryoshka
"I dreamt I fed a donkey an apple core.” Andrea announced upon waking this morning. Later, after I had coffee, I look up the dream...
Maggie
Aug 24, 20192 min read
Cocoa Sees Dead People
Today I ate a pumpkin flavored something. Which really felt like another betrayal of summer, the fantasy football draft being among them....
Maggie
Aug 23, 20192 min read
Normal Conversations
This morning, I awoke to a conversation where Andrea was describing her identifying marks. “In case I ever go missing - I have this mark...
Maggie
Aug 10, 20192 min read


Caterwauling
This post begins with a story that is probably PG-13. And? “You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted...
Maggie
Aug 9, 20195 min read


F**king Chucky
At work, some teammates and I have held team building events for newly formed teams. This is fun for all the geeky reasons an HR person...
Maggie
Aug 8, 20193 min read
Thoughts & Prayers
“There was another shooting last night.” Andrea says as I open my eyes. “What? Where?” I ask. “Ohio. At a bar.” We’d gone to sleep...
Maggie
Aug 4, 20192 min read

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