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Party Boob
I thought I'd post an update since you're all thinking about my breasts. Wait. You're not? Fine. Whatever. Remember how back in the...
Maggie
Jun 15, 20185 min read


Breasts and Other Hazards
It's been one of those weeks.... you know the type. Where you take your car in to get the brakes replaced only to find you waited too...
Maggie
Jun 14, 20183 min read


Spinning Wheel
When I was growing up, my family did not have a lot of money. Even so, we would escape take a vacation now and then or maybe go away for...
Maggie
Jun 11, 20184 min read


Eminem & Me
This morning, The Boston Globe published an article that proclaimed, “Suicide rates rise sharply across the US, new report shows”. I...
Maggie
Jun 8, 20183 min read


Let It Roll
Last weekend, Andrea and I were in the car together while running errands and a Van Halen song was playing in the background. “Are they...
Maggie
Jun 2, 20183 min read


Tamales, Be Damned!
There have been two instances in my 43 years where I thought I was going to die. The first instance occurred many years ago when I found...
Maggie
Apr 27, 20183 min read
Like a Puck to the Face
This week, I’m attending a training in Boston on Thursday and Friday which meant that I was cramming 5 days of work into 3 because I’d be...
Maggie
Apr 26, 20183 min read


Stay the Course
The sun is shining today and the temperature is forecasted to reach a high of 57. Just in time. This winter gave me a bad cough that...
Maggie
Apr 21, 20182 min read
Professional Driver
My trip to Illinois is winding down. I’d like to take a moment to point out that if you all thought I was a bad driver for The...
Maggie
Mar 29, 20182 min read


Driving The Bertinator
I’m in Illinois with my mom, Roberta, whom we affectionately refer to as “The Bertinator”. She had a cataract removed from her right eye...
Maggie
Mar 27, 20182 min read


March Madness
This week, as we drove around from errand to errand, Andrea was driving on Rt. 2 east with a look of intense calm on her face. We’d been...
Maggie
Mar 22, 20182 min read


And Not a Single F was Given
I’ve reached my annual saturation limit with Facebook. I can tell this is the case when I feel like Oprah when I read people’s post or...
Maggie
Mar 15, 20183 min read


I’m Not That Important
Almost daily in my life, people assume I am married to a man. I can guess why people make this assumption, although I never asked. I...
Maggie
Mar 14, 20183 min read


Oh No I See
In case you missed me whining about my cold and cough, newsflash: I have one. Of each. The cold and the cough. I’m lucky like that. ...
Maggie
Mar 11, 20183 min read


Keeping it Real
It occurred to me after I pushed the publish button on yesterday’s post that perhaps some people may be aghast at the fact I simply...
Maggie
Mar 9, 20181 min read


Insipid Post (Don't say I didn't warn you)
On Monday night, I went to bed with a wheezy tickle in my throat and the next day, I awoke with a cough that reminded me of the asthma...
Maggie
Mar 8, 20182 min read
Happy Birthday, Arthur
On Wednesday of this week, Andrea and I donated blood at a Red Cross blood drive. We try to do this together as much as permitted, which...
Maggie
Mar 3, 20182 min read


Butt Shove
I just wrapped up a business trip to Ohio and while there, I grabbed lunch at a restaurant near my company’s office. All TV’s were tuned...
Maggie
Feb 24, 20182 min read


Truth Fire
I recently wrote about how I’d had a falling out with someone. Eventually, Andrea and I got together with this person to hear them out. ...
Maggie
Feb 7, 20183 min read

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