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Love, Donuts and Whipped Cream
I am so glad it’s the weekend. We’re home. No pets of ours are being put down – well, that I know of. Let’s hope they keep their shit...
Maggie
Jul 19, 20193 min read


Yin & Yang
I woke up with a headache today. I blame this on the cat’s dying bullshit. I took two Excedrin and got back in bed for an hour. ...
Maggie
Jul 13, 20191 min read


Don’t be a boob, Elliot
This morning, Elliot couldn’t be persuaded to eat even the smelly, wet food we had on hand. This earned him a visit to the vet today. ...
Maggie
Jul 10, 20192 min read


Apple Face
Our whirlwind weekend in Virginia is over. It was so hot and humid there that my face practically melted off. I think the humidity was...
Maggie
Jul 9, 20193 min read


Explore the Poe-ssibilities
Yesterday morning seems like it was many yesterday’s ago. As I walked in the shade on my way to work, a thought came to me from long...
Maggie
Jul 4, 20193 min read


Adventure!
Since we had limited time to spend at the Grand Canyon, we opted to take a Jeep tour yesterday morning. The Jeep picked us up at our inn....
Maggie
Jun 29, 20193 min read


The Mystery of the Turbans at the Dam
Recently, someone asked me how long I’ve been blogging. I replied, “A long time.” But couldn’t recall how long. Today I looked at my old...
Maggie
Jun 27, 20193 min read


Looks Like Tomatoes
I think we’d been in Vegas approximately 36-hours before Andrea remarked that Vegas wasn’t for people like her. “What do you mean?” I...
Maggie
Jun 26, 20192 min read


Whores de Vores
This morning, Andrea, who apparently enjoys starting her day with a dose of depression by watching the news, discovered that our hotel TV...
Maggie
Jun 23, 20193 min read


It’s a Dry Heat
When you select an early flight, you usually do it so far in advance that you forget you’ve done it. Then, days prior to the trip you...
Maggie
Jun 22, 20194 min read


So Long Old Pal
Today, I had the opportunity to drive to the coast of Maine for work. It was a beautiful day for a drive. The sun glinted off the sea...
Maggie
Jun 17, 20193 min read
Being an Adult is BORING
“… so she tells me how she was reaching under her bed for a sweater, which made me feel better that I’m not the only one who has stuff...
Maggie
Jun 14, 20192 min read
We're Tough!
The work week crept to a close this week. By Friday, I felt so tired. On Saturday, I awoke with a dull headache and blamed it on the...
Maggie
Jun 9, 20192 min read


Things Will Look Better in the Morning
I’ve been told “things will look better in the morning”. When I woke up this morning, it didn’t really feel as if that was the case. I...
Maggie
Jun 5, 20192 min read


Bad Friend
I don’t know how to tell this story. All I know is that it won’t be funny. It’s not funny. This morning, at 3:30 AM, Andrea woke me up...
Maggie
Jun 4, 20193 min read


Monkey Farts
I haven’t really been on Facebook since my stay at the bougie hotel earlier this week. I’ll have you know that I survived – even...
Maggie
May 31, 20192 min read


Basic Bitch
I’m overnight in CT and staying at a hotel that was recommended to me by the managers of a building that I partner with. It’s very nice....
Maggie
May 28, 20193 min read

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